Ok Excision is definitely going on the wish-I-could-unwatch-it list! A girl for some bizarre

Oh no it gets far worse..

reason is sexually excited by death and dying and we are treated throughout the film to her fantasizing about people being horribly killed and her getting the shivers..

That’s all the bad things said about Excision; apart from this it is a very funny black comedy, with a hell of a kicker ending that will leave you gasping for days after. Despite often very gruesome scenes, the film is very watchable – I just probably will never watch it again.

Very well directed with sharp editing, I can see why this film got rave reviews when it was first shown at Canne (despite a lot of critics walking out of it). In fairness most of the gruesome scenes are brilliantly filmed with a very serious attempt to present them as distinct pieces of art..

Girls warehoused complete with tracker tags just like any other livestock..its true honest

A rather far-fetched “true” story about the abduction of girls from American streets to work in the sex industry. In this tale a young Asian girl sneaks into a bar with her friend and a fake ID and meets a fireman. After lots of flirting they go for a drive, but the drive turns into a nightmare (no he’s not really a fireman).

She wakes up to find herself in her underwear in the back of a truck with several other girls in a similar state. Housed in a warehouse in the middle of nowhere the girls are rented out to customers who seem oblivious of what is going on. The whole setup is very organized and almost production line.

In a lot of ways this film reminded me of Prime Cut (supposedly also based on “Truth”), this film even has the same corrupt cop played by Lee Marvin in the original. Whilst the film was mildly entertaining, if not perhaps a little over sensational in parts; if Americans really believe the “truth” part, I think they are more gullible than we think! Sure it was based on a true story but for the most part that concerned one woman who was shifted around from motel to motel, this film is more like a twisted Japanese porn flick!

A time honored classic in which strange in-bred mountain men are men and red-blooded

No its not the sequel to “contracted”..this is one of the friendlier locals from Deliverance County

hunting men are..well squealing like piggies..

Four men set off to fish and hunt in an area of mangroves that soon will be flooded for a new water reservoir, on their way they meet some of the indigenous locals who seem rather friendly at first but then quickly degenerate into being not very nice at all.

Lots of chasing and killing each other ensues and then they all head off back to their suburban lifestyles trying very hard not look each other in the eye.

She at least starts off looking very sweet and innocent..

A very bizarre film which sort of sits on the cusp of vampire erotic and zombie gore fest.

A young lesbian is date raped by a guy at a party (ok the mysoginist fantasy there is not lost on me) and catches what she thinks is an STD, this turns out to be something far worse as her body starts to develop all sorts of horrible rashes and generally starts to deteriorate to the undead state.

Well by the end of the flick she is a full blown zombie attacking people and doing all sorts of gross things. Probably the most memorable thing about this film is the girls diseased looking eyes!

An interesting German cold war piece about a doctor called Barbara who works at a regional hospital. Life is unpleasant for Barbara as she has at one time been interned for some type of crime against the state, which means now her home is regularly searched by state officers. What makes this worse is they also insist at each visit upon a cavity search, seemingly to little end other than to break her spirit.

Barbara has however a plan to escape to the west with a Western businessman she has fallen in love with and she works towards this whilst showing concern for the patients she tends from the local internment camp. This ultimately brings about some cause for reflection on her part and a noble sacrifice.

Whilst not exactly a cold-war espionage thriller as it was pitched to me (more an exploration of the coldness and ugliness of state socialism in Germany in the fifties) a very worthwhile film with excellent performances by all.

You may have seen a recent film with Nicholas Cage called Bad Lieutenant, well that was actually meant to be the sequel to this Harvey Keitel masterpiece (the later film being a not-masterpiece!)

Keitel plays a corrupt cop who spirals downwards into illegal gambling and lots and lots of drug taking. This guy is precisely the sort of guy you don’t want being in charge of public safety.

The film remains very controversial with its explicit central case surrounding the rape of a young nun in a church. Whilst by today’s standards (after crime erotica like CSI special Victims et al) it is fairly tame, it still retains the bite that garnered it both the praise of critics and the swoons of wowsers when it was released in 1992.

An often dull and slow moving drama about some poor white folks who take to a life of crime which ends up in a shoot-out with the police and an officer being wounded. Mr Boyfriend takes the blame for the shooting (sparing the pregnant girlfriend who actually shot him) and starts a 25 year stretch.

The story sort of gets interesting when that same deputy starts doing the romeo job on the girlfriend..unaware..well you can guess the rest.

What could have been an interesting movie had me yawning quite a bit, so I’d give it a miss unless you are absolutely stuck for something to watch.